yepitsprep:

Holy hell

boom clap the sound of my ass

rumour:

has it



radtracks:

teenagers // my chemical romance

but if you’re troubled and hurt
what you got under your shirt
will make them pay for the things that they did

theanti90smovement:

Duolingo is just giving me the truth everyone else was afraid to tell me

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)