thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

69 96
Anonymous

clever clever

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

no, but i used to

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

nah

50 through 60
Anonymous

Oh good lord

50) Do you believe in magic?

Not that cheap shit magician trick magic but like higher power magic i guess i do how stupid do i sound?? idk im not going to get into it rn 

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

not usually, if its something that we never confronted each other about probably but im usually pretty good at talking to people about things that upset me. I never forget if you did something that pissed me off though, i wont really care but ill always remember it. 

52) What is your astrological sign?
Pisces! 
53) Do you save money or spend it?
I save for a long time and then if i know im getting more i spend 
54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
a card with a baby on it and tissue paper 
55) Love or lust?
Both
56) In a relationship?
no
57) How many relationships have you had?
too many to count, my parents, friends, classmates, so many different relationships!!
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
no but i will die trying
59) Where were you yesterday?
my sisters house for my nieces 1st birthday! 
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
my bra is pink
3&8
Anonymous

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

"I imagine myself as modern art: I am in the womb. The waters break, plashing on the awkward boulders." - Submarine by Joe Dunthorne

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)

Girls are dumb; Boys are dumb

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Anonymous

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

its from my sister she said : “ur a creep she wasnt twerking” in regards to the video she sent me of my niece dancing

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

my greatest weakness is trusting other people too much, im sort of stupid in the sense that i think everyone has good intentions which unfortunately is what puts a lot of people in shitty situations. my greatest strength is my ability to make enough double chins for an entire population of chinless humans 

7) What’s your strangest talent?

im pretty good at voice impersonations if i try hard enough

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

either the national or coldplay

I'll try to give solid answers.
1) Sexuality?
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you wear?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

yxxck:

florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

This post just fucked me up literally

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

bootyscientist:

bootyscientist:

bootyscientist:

you in her notes but im in her panties

you in her inbox but im in her box

you in her texts but we havin sex

britneymckiernan:

yourcutecolors:

biomorphosis:

The Lesser mouse-deer or Chevrotain is the smallest hoofed mammal in the world. They are shy and secretive forest dwelling relative of the deer and are rarely seen. Unlike deer, the males have no antlers, but do sport a pair of canine teeth that can be seen projecting downward from the upper jaw like two tiny tusks.

britneymckiernan - Bella’s true origin

Omg bless you