English Cream Dachshund
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
no, but i used to
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
Oh good lord
50) Do you believe in magic?
Not that cheap shit magician trick magic but like higher power magic i guess i do how stupid do i sound?? idk im not going to get into it rn
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
not usually, if its something that we never confronted each other about probably but im usually pretty good at talking to people about things that upset me. I never forget if you did something that pissed me off though, i wont really care but ill always remember it.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"I imagine myself as modern art: I am in the womb. The waters break, plashing on the awkward boulders." - Submarine by Joe Dunthorne
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
Girls are dumb; Boys are dumb
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
its from my sister she said : “ur a creep she wasnt twerking” in regards to the video she sent me of my niece dancing
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
my greatest weakness is trusting other people too much, im sort of stupid in the sense that i think everyone has good intentions which unfortunately is what puts a lot of people in shitty situations. my greatest strength is my ability to make enough double chins for an entire population of chinless humans
7) What’s your strangest talent?
im pretty good at voice impersonations if i try hard enough
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
either the national or coldplay
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands.
I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular
This post just fucked me up literally
my heart says yes but my mom says no
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
you in her notes but im in her panties
you in her inbox but im in her box
you in her texts but we havin sex
The Lesser mouse-deer or Chevrotain is the smallest hoofed mammal in the world. They are shy and secretive forest dwelling relative of the deer and are rarely seen. Unlike deer, the males have no antlers, but do sport a pair of canine teeth that can be seen projecting downward from the upper jaw like two tiny tusks.
britneymckiernan - Bella’s true origin
Omg bless you